8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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