the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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