It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I think i got beer on your cat.
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