Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You made out with two different species that night
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
