YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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