i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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