I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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