I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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