just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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