Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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