porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
