break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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