playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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