Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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