So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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