She's JV to your varsity
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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