Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Enjoy the penises
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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