at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im holly from the hills drunk
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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