I can tuck mytits in my pants
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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