I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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