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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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