he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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