she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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