North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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