u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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