eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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