idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
