She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
True college students do jello shots in the library
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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