We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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