do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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