You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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