We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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