he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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