There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Are we still banned from the library?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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