why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That's when you crack a 10am beer
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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