Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize