NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
