New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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