took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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