I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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