Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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