Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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