bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Acid is not a monday night drug
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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