it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
