Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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