so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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