got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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