Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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