member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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