that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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