butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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