White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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