My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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