And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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