girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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