I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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