When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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