I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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