our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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