Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am naked and annoyed.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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